A Funny Love Story... Husband Mart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
Woman are impossible to please... so, so, so true!
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Short Love Poem
Man asked God:
So True..... So Very True!!
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Things Girls Should Know About Guys
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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Animal Love....
VeryHappyPig says ahhhhhh, it doesn't get much sweeter than that!
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Romantic Chat-Up Lines
You look like a woman who has an expensive perfume named after her. It has to be called (pause) Incomparable.
VeryHappyPig says if these pick-up lines don't get you some lovin' then nothing will, you're a hopeless case!!
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Wrong Email Love Story!
An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
VeryHappyPig says hehehehe
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Love Texts.... So Sweet!
i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite
Even though VeryHappyPig is fairly crap at spelling, the above are not spelling mistakes, they are in text format for your convenience!!
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How To Say "I Love You" In 100 Languages!
English - I love you
VeryHappyPig says be careful of pronunciations, you might get yourself into a spot of bother if you say it wrong!
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Poem About Old People Love!
Love me when I'm old and shocking
VeryHappyPig says everyone needs a bit of lovin' no matter what age they are, but seriously oldies should keep it behind closed doors!!
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Loves Is......
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