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18 Little Ways To Say "I Love You"


These little ways to say, "I love you!" will make life a little bit sweeter!

1) Kiss the inside of your partner's hand

2) Leave a love note for your partner to find.

3) Blow them a kiss.

4) Arrange for take-away and have an indoor picnic.

5) Wash your partner's car and leave post-it notes with loving messages for them to find.

6) Frame a favorite picture of the two of you and place it next to your bed.

7) Share a bottle of wine or champagne.

8) Send loving text messages to your partner

9) Leave a romantic message on your partner's answering machine.

10) Slow dance.

11) Hold hands.

12) Go star-gazing together.

13) Dedicate a love song on the radio.

14) Cook a meal together.

15) Watch T.V. together in the glow of candlelight.

16) Meet your partner for lunch.

17) Plan a surprise date.

18) Kiss passionately... often.



VeryHappyPig is feeling the love!



Pick Up Line Responses


Guy: I would die for you... Girl: Prove it

He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to idiot."

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."



VeryHappyPig wants to help bring a little love back into the world..... or just laugh my ass off when ye get knocked back!!



Sweet Chat-Up Lines


Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off

You are the reason men fall in love

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Your good looks don't intimidate me. (Walk away)



VeryHappyPig says believe me flattery gets you everywhere, how do you think I got Miss Piggy!



Love Quotes To Make You Smile


"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
David Bissonette

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."
Natalie Wood

"Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look."
Unknown Source

"Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener."
Pauline Thomason

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."
Melanie Clark

"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."
Mae West

"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."
Jonathan Carroll

"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
Helen Rowland

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
Cathy Carlyle



VeryHappyPig says my god, love is complicated!



The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women


1) Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2) That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3)Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4) Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.

5) Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

6) Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

7) Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

8) Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)



VeryHappyPig suggests every man on the planet should memorise this list til it's imprinted upon your brain, it may just save you someday!!



Pick-Up Lines For All You Computer Geeks


You had me at "Hello World."

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

You make my software turn into hardware!

Isn't your e-mail address

Nice Set of Floppies

Your homepage or mine?

Need me to unzip your files?

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.



VeryHappyPig is seriously computer illiterate!



Funny Quotes To Help If The Chat-Up Lines Actually Work!


Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous



VeryHappyPig just wants to help you keep your loved one.......... without the use of restraints!!



More Valentines Poems To Get You A Clatter!!


I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.



VeryHappyPig is always here to cause trouble for you!!



Poems For Your Valentines Cards


The sweet ones:
I love you,
I love you,
I love you so well.
If I had a peanut
I'd give you the shell!

Every time I see your face ...
I wish I were in outer space

Plenty of love
tons of kisses
hope someday
to be your Mrs!

I wish I was a cabbage,
a cabbage cut in two,
the outer leaves I'd throw away,
but the heart I'd save for you

And the bold ones:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Jump in my bed,
And I will do you!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life

I hope that you
Will take me back!
I never would
Have kissed her,
If only you
Had told me first
That waitress
Was your sister.

I watch your every move
With never-ending ardor.
So what the hell's the deal
With the restraining order?

This is the last card
To my dear Valentine,
Since the DNA proved
The kid isn't mine.



Disclaimer: VeryHappyPig does not accept responsibility if you get a box in the head for using some of these



Help Is Here For All You Love Losers....


These chat-up lines will get you lovin.... That is a pig guarantee (disclaimer: a pig guarantee is about 12% that of a normal guarantee!)

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I'm as sweet as can be...

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

And one that will definitely get you a woman:
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.





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