Sharky & George, Crime Busters Of The Sea! Why The Show Stopped!
Sharky & George were 2 crime fighting detective fish. It was originally name Sharky et Georges because it was a French children's TV cartoon, produced by animation studios CinéGroupe and Label 35 between 1988 and 1992. The series consisted of fifty-two 25 minute episodes, including two 12 minute editions which were sometimes aired separately. The series was later translated into English and shown in the United Kingdom on Channel 4 from 1991 to 1998 and on Cartoon Network from 1995.
VeryHappyPig gets more and more shocked every time one of these amazing stories lands on my desk! Ok, I might be trying to talk myself up here, I don’t have a desk, I live rough!
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Mood Rings.... Now They Were A Great Invention That Worked!
What the hell were these ridiculous rings all about. Imagine people made great money on these false rings! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m talking, of course, about the one and only “Mood Rings”, the ring which told you what mood you were in! What a load of bull.... sadly alot of people actually believed they worked.
VeryHappyPig used to have 20 of these rings and loved every one of them! They really did work!.... No seriously.. thank god, they out of our lives!
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The Trustee Potato Gun! What A Weapon Of War!
Where did these great inventions ever go! The trustee potato gun which never left your side, you were untouchable walking down the road with a spud and a spud-gun! Come across a damsel in distress and act by shooting the bullies with the potato chippings.... or that was the way we would have liked to think they worked! This is what would really happen when the gun was drawn!
VeryHappyPig would advise everyone to purchase one of these spud-guns for their own protection! Actually, don’t bother!
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Knight Rider! When Kit Met The NCT!! Shocking!
Knight Rider is an American television series that originally ran from September 26, 1982 to August 8, 1986. The series was broadcast on NBC and starred David Hasselhoff as Michael Knight, a high-tech modern-day knight fighting crime. Michael Knight drove a sentient talking car with artificial intelligence. Conceived and produced by Glen A. Larson, the show was an instant hit. "I wanted to do The Lone Ranger with a car", Larson said in The Last Great Ride. "Kind of a sci-fi thing, with the soul of a western." It was a great show alright but it had to end when the Government brought in the National Car Test(NCT)!
VeryHappyPig loved Knight Rider but always knew it would end up like this! Them jeans were just too damn tight on him and that perm was just too damn perfect!
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Bananas In Pyjamas, The Real Story Behind The Yellow Freaks!
Bananas In Pyjamas was a kids TV programme which aired between the 1980’s and 1990's, it was basically another educational programme for kids but we got the inside story about where the bananas actually ended up and what really went on behind the scenes!
VeryHappyPig used to like the bananas before he found out about this story..... remember a pig never lies. Well, he might only lie between 12am to 11.59pm Thursday to Wednesday!
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Rainbow, The 1970’s Kids TV Show, The Inside Story!
Rainbow was a kids TV show that blasted on to our screens in the 1970’s and it was basically a man called Jeffery who lived with a bear with a huge head called “Bungle”, a pink transvestite hippo named “George” and some sort of a weird space alien with a zip across his face called “Zippy”, The show was very popular, it was basically like Bosco but just bette., It was a favourite of mine for years, I would have loved to work on the show or so I thought until I got exclusive access to what really went on behind the scenes.... And of course I am here to bring it to you!
VeryHappyPig says this is one of the few stories that has shocked us here! Shocking stuff altogether! Lesson to be learned here, bears are not pets, they should be left in the wild! So all you kids that got bears for Christmas... put them back! And don’t ever get involved with Transvestite Hippos!
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Sesame Street The Real Story!!
Sesame Street is an American educational children's television series and a pioneer of the contemporary educational television standard, combining both education and entertainment. Sesame Street is well known for its muppet characters created by Jim Henson. It premiered on November 10, 1969, and is the longest running children's program on American television. Now that’s all well and good but what actually went on behind the scenes will shock you and the world so buckle your seatbelts and set your mind to shocked!
VeryHappyPig has many more of these sordid stories about the Sesame Street gang and we will be bringing you these tales in the near future! Oh and try saying “Poor Count” over and over, really fast!
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Mothers Screaming From Houses! Why Did It Stop!
Now that we're in a world where if you want your kids to come in, you text them or phone them or even email them! But not when the pig was growing up, the only way your mother could get you in for your dinner is to stand at the hall door and roar at the top of her voice! And if you heard her roaring your name, you would go running to the house for your own health and safety! The call would start like this “Piggy come in your dinner”, after about 5 minutes your lovely mother would roar again, this time just a bit louder! “Piggy your dinner is ready”! With no response from the kid she’s calling, now it gets dangerous!
VeryHappyPig always found it a bit funny to watch a mother reach 150degrees while calling her little bundles of joy!
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Rip Van Winkle, The Man Who Slept For 20 Odd Years! CockTail!
This was a weird, short story by the American author Washington Irving, published in 1809 and basically about a bearded weirdo who falls out with his wife, decides to roam up to the hills and falls asleep for twenty years! As you do! But again, we here at VeryHappyPig have the inside story and are prepared to blast it straight onto your screens! And here’s how the real story goes!
VeryHappyPig can’t believe this story! But we go to every length possible to bring you the truth! Well, a sort of truth anyway!
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A Snowball With A Stone In It! Every Emotion Hits You!
With the snow beating off the window.... it just reminds me of when we were kids and getting a snowball lobbed at you.... and you thinking it's just your so called friends throwing the ball until the strike happens and you find that some smartarse put a stone in it!! By God, the crack of the ball would send you into a paralysed state and you would go through every painful emotion imaginable!
VeryHappyPig does not condone any kind of violence! Well sort of or maybe even..... Fight, Fight, Fight! Sorry, I lose the run of myself sometimes, maybe I was hit by one too many stone snowballs!
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