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Game Of Marbels.... The Cause Of 99% Of School Yard Fights!

 

Oh yes here we have the oldest game known to man, the old reliable game of marbels, the game that some said was the start of world wars!

The most popular kid in the school yard would have a bag of about 3 million marbles, once owned by the other kids around him!

Then you'd have the lad that would have the steelie going up against the glass marble!
When steel hits glass I think we know what happens! Glass shrapnel for miles around and a small altercation would persue! And then the S*it hit the fan!

Then through the years, as people didn't forget the old wars, all hell would break loose when they got older..... and it was all down to this minter of a game!!

Very Happy Pig loves this game!

LET THE WAR BEGIN!!

 

 

 

 

Macaroon bar... if you've never had one, you need serious Help!

 

This was the cheap bar... a chocolate that tasted better than any Leonidas, Cadberys or in fact any bar. Irish made, Irish owned and God damn it was loved by the Irish!! The Very Happy Pig would like to thank the wilton groupe for the Macaroon Bar.



 

 

 

 

Pick n Mix..The Gready Pickers Favourite!

 

Made by the devil himself, still measured in the good old-fashioned unmetric system and costing way over the odds, we still buy and buy and buy.... when we have the small plastic shovel in our hands mixing white mice and fizzy cola bottles together, we're in heaven!!! Share them????.... Not a Hope!!.... even though you just bought enough to feed a small village for a month..Very Happy Pig gives the pic and mix the big hoofs up!

 

 

 

 

1980's He-Man The Man In The Thong!!

 

Clearly a serious bi-sexual trying to cover it up because of his family values! Think about it, he had to call himself the most masculine name he could think of, He-Man. The man with the long blonde hair that wore nothing but a thong and a pair of brown leather knee high boots and his best friend was as cat that he rode everywhere and always winked at every chance he got!

He went around all day trying to defeat his arch nemisis Skeletor, a skelelton with a six pack!

The big question on everyones lips was.... When the cameras were not around was He-Man and Skeletor actually zlovers? I guess we'll never know but you can be sure there was definitely something going on!

 

 

Very Happy Pig just wants to know the truth and will bring you the facts as soon as it reaches us!

 

 

Ah, the old School Yard Favourite!

 

The game of conkers was a favourite past time of mine for many a year!

The idea was to get a cheastnut, put a string through it and bounce it off another cheastnut!

Now this game wasn't without its controversey.... with some people varnishing, freezing chestnuts and even painting stones to look like conkers.... now those people should have be jailed! Like you might as well be pumping steroids into the poor nut!!

Fact: 99% of all knuckle injuries were the cause of the misuse of conkers!

 

 

Very Happy Pig loved conkers and had a 145673 timer.... I was the world champion!

 

 

Oh Yeah, The Soda Stream "Get Busy With Fizzy"!

 

If you want your kids to get extremely fat, buy one of these little beauties!

The concept was simple, get an ordinary still drink and pump a load of gas into it to make it fizzy.... as the logo goes "Get Busy With Fizzy"
It really should have been "Get Fat With Fizzy!"

Ah but still, she was still a must have for most houses from the 1960's onward's and we still loved it!

 

 

Ver Happy Pig wants and needs one of these bad boys!

 

 

Worzel Gummidge ,The Scary Scarecrow!

 

Blasting onto our screens in the 70's and 80's, was a very scary looking scarecrow, that looked like a drunken dirty old pervert!

This lad was very very weird!

Fact: 95% of all nightmares for kids in the 70's and 80's were thanks to this horrid creation!

Very Happy Pig is afraid, very afraid!

 

 

 

 

Super Slinky!

 

It was Richard James, in 1943, who invented one of the greatest (as well as a little annoying) toys ever.

The Slinky has been around for over 60 years and a lot has happened along the way. It has changed into a rainbow of colours, become Slinky Dog, produced its own music single, become an official USA stamp and been involved in experiments on a space shuttle........... Not bad for a spring!

 

 

If only the Very Happy Pig had thought of this one, he could have been a billionaire..... god dammit!

 

 

Absolute Classic..... Alf!

 

This American television sitcom originally ran from 1986 to 1990 and was about a friendly extraterrestrial nicknamed ALF (for Alien Life Form) who crash lands in the garage of the suburban middle class Tanner family.

Not a whole lot else I can tell you about this guy, except he was really weird looking.... and it wasn't half as funny as the studio audience obviously found it. That constant laughing in the background would drive any alien, human or pig up the wall!

You either loved him or hated him but at least he was different!


 

 

To be honest, the Very Happy Pig is a little intimidated and freaked out by Alf!

To watch an Alf clip, click the piggy link below.

 

Link : http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=gjo_GoJ03ps

 

Sovereign ring ....watch out we're hard!

 

Now we all know what these are, there a statment that we're after turning "Hard"

Oh yes everyone had one or knows somebody that had one! Usually sold in your local jewelers for about €20.00, they were a must have for any rebel teenager having just hit puberty!

They said 'look at me, watch out id bait ya and rob the white off your teeth cos were hard!'

some lads liked to wear the one with the Hash leaf on it.... now that was ultra amazing, unbelievably hard cos he smokes pot!

Very Happy Pig wants to say what everyone thinks! God they were awful!!

 

 

 

 

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