Game Of Marbels.... The Cause Of 99% Of School Yard Fights!
Oh yes here we have the oldest game known to man, the old reliable game of marbels, the game that some said was the start of world wars!
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Macaroon bar... if you've never had one, you need serious Help!
This was the cheap bar... a chocolate that tasted better than any Leonidas, Cadberys or in fact any bar. Irish made, Irish owned and God damn it was loved by the Irish!! The Very Happy Pig would like to thank the wilton groupe for the Macaroon Bar.
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Pick n Mix..The Gready Pickers Favourite!
Made by the devil himself, still measured in the good old-fashioned unmetric system and costing way over the odds, we still buy and buy and buy.... when we have the small plastic shovel in our hands mixing white mice and fizzy cola bottles together, we're in heaven!!! Share them????.... Not a Hope!!.... even though you just bought enough to feed a small village for a month..Very Happy Pig gives the pic and mix the big hoofs up!
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1980's He-Man The Man In The Thong!!
Clearly a serious bi-sexual trying to cover it up because of his family values! Think about it, he had to call himself the most masculine name he could think of, He-Man. The man with the long blonde hair that wore nothing but a thong and a pair of brown leather knee high boots and his best friend was as cat that he rode everywhere and always winked at every chance he got!
Very Happy Pig just wants to know the truth and will bring you the facts as soon as it reaches us!
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Ah, the old School Yard Favourite!
The game of conkers was a favourite past time of mine for many a year!
Very Happy Pig loved conkers and had a 145673 timer.... I was the world champion!
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Oh Yeah, The Soda Stream "Get Busy With Fizzy"!
If you want your kids to get extremely fat, buy one of these little beauties!
Ver Happy Pig wants and needs one of these bad boys!
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Worzel Gummidge ,The Scary Scarecrow!
Blasting onto our screens in the 70's and 80's, was a very scary looking scarecrow, that looked like a drunken dirty old pervert!
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Super Slinky!
It was Richard James, in 1943, who invented one of the greatest (as well as a little annoying) toys ever.
If only the Very Happy Pig had thought of this one, he could have been a billionaire..... god dammit!
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Absolute Classic..... Alf!
This American television sitcom originally ran from 1986 to 1990 and was about a friendly extraterrestrial nicknamed ALF (for Alien Life Form) who crash lands in the garage of the suburban middle class Tanner family.
To be honest, the Very Happy Pig is a little intimidated and freaked out by Alf!
Link : http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=gjo_GoJ03ps
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Sovereign ring ....watch out we're hard!
Now we all know what these are, there a statment that we're after turning "Hard"
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