Polish Priest Gives Love Making Advice?
Updated : May 14, 2009
Don’t get me wrong VeryHappyPig doesn’t need any advice on the art of love making! VHP can provide any potential partner with seconds of pulsating pleasure. However if VHP, the Casanova of the Pig world, did need guidance in the love making department the last place we would go to is Sunday mass.
That may not be the case for everyone, however after a Polish priest has published a sex manual advising couples to have a 'saucy and fantasy packed' love life.
Father Ksawery Knotz's book, entitled In Sex as you don't know it: For married couples who love God, has been described as a "Catholic Kama Sutra".
The Franciscan friar has raised eyebrows by going into graphic detail about how married couples can spice up their sex lives.
"Every act - a type of caress, a sexual position - with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God," he writes.
"During sexual intercourse, couples can show their love in every way, can offer one another the most sought after caresses."
Sex in marriage, Father Knotz explains, should not be boring but "saucy, surprising and fantasy packed".
Available through one of Poland's biggest retail chains, the book, which has the backing of the Catholic Church in Poland, has become something of hit, with the publishers already contemplating a reprint.
Some Poles have questioned the competency of a celibate monk who lives in monastery to write about sex.
But Father Knotz says his experience comes from listening to married couples talk about sex, and he has run a website giving sexual advice in both Polish and English for almost a year.
"I compare sex to a football match," he said. "There are rules, for example you can't foul or kick the ball out. However, what goes on on the pitch may involve matches of different standards, different leagues. There can be fantastic matches as well as boring ones."
VeryHappyPig says what happened to just turning on Barry White and getting down to it!
